Life is short. Break the rules only when it will get you places.

 

Tweets that I’m too embarrassed to tweet.

lovelivelifelauren:

1. I ran out of pants to wear. Again. #nopantsday #timetodolaundry
2. I just said, “okay that makes sense” while studying for physics… #neverbefore #neveragain
3. #thatawkwardmoment when you realize your thumbs are too fast b/c you get sentence replies to your paragraphs
4. #thatawkwardmoment when you check your phone at school and pretend you’re cool but you have 0 messages
5. #imsotired that I’m not.

I’m such a loser